Warning: If you do not have children and want them in the future, you may want to skip this post as it may change your mind entirely.
If you do have children, then you have probably had one of these days or possibly worse
(though at this moment I can't really think of much worse), and you can understand my day that was yesterday.
4.21.10

8:00 am - B has a poppy diaper. Somehow in the process of changing it poop was transferred to his bedspread. Now I must wash is bedding - not on the *list* today.
8:30 - Breakfast. Fits are thrown because we are out of milk. and eggs. Finally I convince them that toast and juice will do.
11:20 - I am nursing E and B comes in with a crayon. G is sent to investigate. She reports back that B has drawn on the wall. This is not his first offense with a crayon in the hall *
refer to this post* I know I said he would never get to use crayons again and I have been very mindful about where and when he gets to use crayons. But somehow he found one
(I have no idea where), a bright green one this time. After I finish nursing E, I go to check it out myself. Yes, he did draw on the wall - in
4 different places! B goes to timeout for a very long time. He is not happy. I am not happy.
12:00 pm - I am working and I hear a small crash. G then yells "Mom, B has your medicine!" I run to my bathroom. He had dumped a fair amount of my vitamins out on the floor, and he is chewing one! About the time I noticed he had one in his mouth he started to taste it so it wasn't that hard to get out of his mouth. Taking into account how big these vitamins are, the look on his face when he tasted it and how much I got out of his mouth, I came to the conclusion he only had one in his mouth.
Thank goodness because right on the label it says that
iron overdose is one of the leading causes of fatality in children - after reading that I certainly can't be mad anymore...
At this point, T has decided that if I call again he probably doesn't want to answer :)
12:30 - Lunch. Due to the shortage of milk at breakfast, we didn't have any bread for lunch. This is the point where I realize that my kids really do eat the same thing. everyday. More fit throwing because they had to eat
(brace yourself) pasta - I am a terrible mom, I know.
1:00 - Lunch is over. Big kids are going up the stairs. I am getting E. About the time I get to the bottom of the stairs G says, "Mom, B
taked off his diaper." I get up there and he is running down the hallway. no diaper. It was
poopy. Bath time for B! And if you give one a bath you have to give the other one a bath and if you have bathed 2 kids why not go ahead and bathe the third.
It takes a long time to bathe 3 kids.**I would just like to point out that E is an angle baby**
3:00 - I know that when T gets home we are leaving to run some errands
(remember how we are out of milk, eggs and bread?) so I decide to go ahead and get in the shower myself. I am a little nervous about what might happen while I am in the shower but luckily Wonder Pets keeps them entertained long enough for me to shower, and the only bad thing that happened was my brand new
lufa (sp?) sponge fell completely apart. I will take it.
3:40 - Reinforcements arrive in the form of T. We get
every one's hair combed and shoes and socks on and diapers changed and off we go. T is buckling B in his carseat and just about the time T clips the chest strap B leans his head down and the clips catches his lip. *Tears*
(It even left a mark; I noticed it this morning.)4:00 - All 3 kids fall asleep in the car. 40 minutes of quiet =
Heaven.
5:30 - We decide to take the kids to
McDonalds because we are still not finished with our errands. We get there and there is a sign on the door that says
Cash Only. We are not cash only kind of people so we have to go find another
McDonalds (not that that is really hard, especially here) and G thinks we don't get to go. *Tears*
6:15 - We are in Kroger. The kids, of course, do not want to ride in the cart. B picks up a carton of eggs -
4 fall out,
2 of which splat all over the floor. ..
Ok now we are done shopping and at the check out when I noticed a grabbed the wrong bag of frozen peas. I send T and G back to get the right ones. G comes running towards me with the correct bag and all of a sudden the bag comes open
(completely not her fault) and peas go everywhere!
7:00 - We are finally home. I am putting groceries away. B finds
scissors and a page of
coupons from Babies R Us. Not good. At least he managed to miss the one for the free box of diapers.
8:15 -
Jammies are on. Teeth are brushed. Scriptures have been read and prayers have been said. I am nursing E. T is on B's bed with B and G getting ready to read a story. G decided to play a game of push B off the bed so he can land on the bean bag.
2 problems: B is not ready and does not know he is playing. The bean bag is not as close to the bed as it should be if one is going to fall from the bed onto it. B goes off the bed and lands on the top of his head. Now B is screaming
because he is hurt/scared and G is screaming b/c B is crying and she knows she is in trouble.
8:30 - B comes in our room and smashed his fingers in the door. More
crying. Now I have to finish my work.
9:30 - Done with work and working on the mountain of laundry on my bed. Kids are still awake. Will this day every end?
**E is still my angel baby**
10:30 - They are finally all sleeping.
On the plus side
(and it really is a very big plus), last night was the first night in
months that no children came to get in bed with us - E even slept until 7 this morning. G got up at 7:15 and B got up at 7:30. I think they will need to take naps today....
Today will be better; I am sure of it!